Jocelyn Needs
Jocelyn’s needs: (found conveniently by typing “[your name] needs” into google and recording the first ten statements that return)
1. Jocelyn needs a family that would love and support her and remain deeply committed
to taking care of her needs.
2. Jocelyn needs a nap during her commute, says her mom… She needs to be nurtured…(??)
3. Jocelyn needs help with the committee. (what have I volunteered myself for now?)
4. Jocelyn needs a hot drink (I’m not arguing this…)
5. Jocelyn needs a faster life than the one I can give her, and Byron’s shallow life
is light speed.(NOOoooooo!!!!)
6. She prefers to stay in Houston where her son Hunter from her first marriage lives
and be available if her troubled daughter Jocelyn needs her. (so apparently my mom is a big influence…)
7. there is a lot more truth that needs to come out,” said Jocelyn. (Oohh, mysterious!)
8. Jocelyn House needs
your financial support to continue to make this choice available for Manitobans.(again, I’m not arguing this point. Then again, see previous post. Although I don’t know how my financial needs relate to manitobans…)
9. Jocelyn’s increasing support needs means that she needs additional assistance to
continue being a parent and raising her sons. (I have kids???!?)
10. Jocelyn just needs more game action. (I swear I didn’t make this up)
And believe it or not I turned up two other bloggers doing the same “jocelyn needs” thing. What is it about jocelyns and blogging?